dumped thoughts

If I were a month, I'd be December.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Wednesday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 8pm.
If I were a planet, I'd be the Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a dolphin (or a whale, or Dory, or Flounder).
If I were a direction, I'd be nowhere.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a couch.
If I were a liquid, I'd be tea (green or oolong).
If I were a gemstone, I'd be amethyst (or sapphire).
If I were a tree, I'd be an old one with an enormous trunk base, and barks, branches and leaves stemming out in all directions, kind of like the ones in the forest.
If I were a tool, I'd be a spatula (or any kitchen tool for that matter).
If I were a flower, I'd be hydrangea shrubs!
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a bit rainy, misty and cold.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano.
If I were a color, I'd be the rainbow.
If I were a number, I'd be 4.
If I were an emotion, I'd be nonchalant.
If I were a fruit, I'd be an avocado.
If I were an element, I'd be water.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be Math.
If I were a car, I'd be..can I just be a bicycle?
If I were a food, I'd be a dinner buffet (I cheat).
If I were a place, I'd be a county in Ireland.
If I were a material, I'd be a book.
If I were a scent, I'd be l'eau par.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be wide-eyed.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be flats.